Things My Friends Say

Ask me anything

This is a blog that quotes things that my friends say during various conversations or sent to me through texts. Run by Melody and occasionally Abbey.

I think that in a couple centuries there won’t be any more religion. And I think thats a good thing because then we can stop worrying about religion and worry about going into space

Dan, English Class (# 61)

5 months ago

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# 59 - English Class

Brandon:	What’s Lincoln about?
Mrs. B:	What’s Lincoln about? George Washington.

5 months ago

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#57 - Marcus

Anthony, quit harassing the candle

9 months ago

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#55- Abbey

Does Dove chocolate come from the same company as Dove shampoo?

11 months ago

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#53- Krista

wait you forgot? nevermind?
what a fabulous story *sparkles*

11 months ago

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Theme: Cavalcade

The Puritans didn’t curse. The Puritans just had sex in the forest.

Mrs. B (# 60)

5 months ago

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#58 - Crow

It could be a couch of instant death for all you know!

9 months ago

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#56 - L

Yeah, you go ahead. Animal friendship the shit out of those birds.

9 months ago

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#54- Shameka

So my brother tried to make toast without butter yesterday

and I punched him.

11 months ago

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#52- Krista

hi guess what it’s the seniors last day and they saran wrapped the junior lounge and FILLED IT WITH BALLOONS. WERE SITTING IN A GIANT OCEAN OF BALLONS THIS IS SO COOL
there’s also a pineapple and if you drop it in the pit of balloons it bounces around and pops everything hahah SCREW DOING WORK IN MY FREE BLOCK THAT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN :P
this is soooo cooool

11 months ago

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